Yes, it’s time for the jokes about joysticks and treasure chests again. Fortnite, the world’s hottest online game, is getting the porn Parodia treatment. Fortnite fans anxious to try the new updates crowded the game’s servers, causing them to crash and go offline around 9 p.m. Eastern time. And when that happened, a lot of players couldn’t connect and instead went to WoodRocket to play with … uh, themselves.
Gender-bent Nintendo characters are the only source of joy left in this despicable world. Recently, the internet was suddenly awash with sexy drawings of Bowsette, Boosette, and Chompette—anime babe-ified slashfic versions of their Super Mario villain counterparts. I could barely log on to Twitter without seeing a new drawing of girl-Bowser’s boobs. Now, just two weeks after the meme's inception, we have a live-action cosplay porn version of Bowsette's origin story. Finally.
When Arthur Organ and the rest of his cowboy outlaw gang get chased out of Blackwater, they learn that once you go Blackwater, you can never go backwater. So they hit the unpaved road and go on an epic Western sex-venture filled with sperm bank robberies, saloon shootouts, leading to the law chasing them down, two in the Pinkerton and one in the stinkerton. Also there will be Cowgirl and reverse Cowgirl. Obviously.